How to make tobi cry
1. Tell him he is a bad boy
2. Steal his mask
3. Tell him that deidara hates him
4. And every one also hates him
5. Steal his candy
6. Help fake some ones death
7. Kick him out of the akatsuki
8. Tell everyone his real identity
9. Sexy no jutsue him
how to piss off deidara by mariekale587, literature
Literature
how to piss off deidara
How to piss off
Deidara
1. Call him deidei-chan
2. Play dude looks like a lady constantly
3. Or Barbie girl
4. Better yet the gay Barbie song
5. Introduce him to ino saying he is her brother
6. 7 min in heaven with itachi
7. Or tobi
8. Ask if he has relations with his hands
9. Dress him as a French maid
10. Tell him that sasori is a better artist
11. Or that itachi is better
12. Tobi with a sugar high
13. Ask if he is gay for tobi/sasori/itachi
14. Sexy no jutsue him
15. Feed him to zetsue
Warning may cause death or fatal wounds